1. Stackable House Rings
$23.
4. Fast-Food Pasties
$45 from My Delilah.
‘Cause that french fry crop top was just way too modest.
5. Heart Cutout Shoes
Believe it or not, they’re VINTAGE. $38.
6. Spice Girls Polaroid Camera
SPICE-STAGRAM!!! $35.
7. “Balance” Bookshelf
$200.
9. Pizza Sleeping Bag with Optional Vegetable Topping Pillows
$200. Pricey but essential.
10. “Whatever” Bunting
$60.
Celebrate the holidays or something.
11. Gummy Worm Scented Soap
A universally perfect gift. $7.95.
12. Vegetable Gift Wrap
$10.67.
13. Earl Grey Lip Balm
$4.50.
14. Snack-Food Printed Purse
Vintage Nicole Miller, y’all. $75.
15. Suggestive Panties
$15.
16. Patterned Paint Rollers
17. Justin Timberlake Middle School Tank
$17.
18. Cat Daisy Barrettes
$6 for 2.
19. Everything Bagel Greeting Card
$5.50.
20. Sprinkle Print Leggings
8-year-old you is freaking out right now. Present day you is freaking out right now. $68.
21. Personalized Leather Dog Backpack
To hold all of your dog’s hopes and dreams. $118.
22. Cupcake String Lights
$46.
23. Pee Wee Herman Hat
Your street cred is about to fly through the roof. $36.
24. Watermelon Stud Earrings
$4.40.
25. The “Life” Calendar
$13.
26. Tiny Crown Pin
The perfect way to let your child know she’s a princess without inflating her ego too much. $9.
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