Hilarious: WaPo journalist’s Palin-bashing self-parody inspires #SuziParkerScoops

http://twitter.com/#!/TimothyODonnel2/status/301364414198726656

As Twitchy reported earlier, The Washington Post’s Suzi Parker utterly humiliated herself by reporting the “scoop” that Sarah Palin would be joining Al-Jazeera as a contributor. She called the news, which she snagged from satirical site The Daily Currant, “a cautionary tale about what can happen when politics and celebrity meet.”

But her humiliation isn’t over yet.

How does it feel to be the laughingstock of the Internet today, @suziparker?

— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) February 12, 2013

Suzi Parker, meet Twitter:

Shorter @suziparker: “LOL, look how stupid that woman is! … Wait. What?”

— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) February 12, 2013

First word of @suziparker‘s bio: Journalist. LOL –> twitter.com/iowahawkblog/s…

— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) February 12, 2013

@suziparker Curious; did you get your column at the WaPo at a yard sale?

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) February 12, 2013

.@suziparker You wrote: “The Sarah Palin Story is a cautionary tale about what can happen when politics & celebrity meet.” Lemme fix that…

— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) February 12, 2013

.@suziparker The Suzi Parker Story is a cautionary tale about what can happen when Sarah Palin Derangement Syndrome & ‘journalism’ meet.

— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) February 12, 2013

Oh, and Suzi, say hello to your new pal Drudge.

.@suziparker with the Drudge hit. You have arrived.

— Sean Agnew (@seanagnew) February 12, 2013

WASHPOST erroneously reports Palin joining Al Jazeera… drudge.tw/WYC5Ph

— DRUDGE REPORT (@DRUDGE_REPORT) February 12, 2013

Not sure this is how @suziparker planned on getting her first 15 minutes….#suziparkerscoops

— ctmommy (@ctmommy) February 12, 2013

What other brilliant #SuziParkerScoops can we expect from Suzi as her Palin Derangement Syndrome progresses?

Hi @suziparker. You will love #suziparkerscoops. We did your dirty #shirty work for ya. 🙂

— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) February 12, 2013

The Twitterverse has a few ideas.

#suziparkerscoops Her real name is Sarah Paling, but you know how she always drops her G’s.

— Jon Gabriel (@ExJon) February 12, 2013

#suziparkerscoops Sarah Palin named as new X Factor judge! @suziparker

— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) February 12, 2013

#suziparkerscoops Palin to take the place of Tina Fey in “Mean Girls: the sequel”.

— Whitney Pitcher (@whitneypitcher) February 12, 2013

#suziparkerscoops Currant TV was sold to Al Jazeera!

— Jon Gabriel (@ExJon) February 12, 2013

#suziparkerscoops Sarah Palin opens new clothing store for the female hunter: Cariboutique.

— Razor (@hale_razor) February 12, 2013

#suziparkerscoops Sarah Palin taking speech lessons to get rid of her tendency to say “betcha.”

— RB (@RBPundit) February 12, 2013

Sarah Palin’s love letters to Chris Dorner #suziparkerscoops

— S.M (@redsteeze) February 12, 2013

#suziparkerscoops Sarah Palin spotted in intimate embrace with Obama in Hawaii

— Jo Elmore (@osumom311) February 12, 2013

#suziparkerscoops Sarah Palin to be named next pope

— Hugh Mongo (@hughmongo2009) February 12, 2013

#suziparkerscoops Palin to lead team to capture Christopher Dorner in Mexico @suziparker‏ @michellemalkin

— Mark Schulze (@Redleg1_101) February 12, 2013

#suziparkerscoops Sarah Palin kidnapped the Lindbergh baby!!1!!1!

— Crabby Bitch (@schwingcat) February 12, 2013

#suziparkerscoops Palin to drown sack of kittens in river today after stopping by orphanage to remind the children no one loves them.

— Brad Thor (@BradThor) February 12, 2013

Sarah Palin shot the last specimen of the Sasquatch species from a helicopter in N Minnesota. #suziparkerscoops

— Rick Sheridan (@RickSheridan) February 12, 2013

#suziparkerscoops ANDREW SULLIVAN IS TRIG’S FATHER!!1!

— Jon Gabriel (@ExJon) February 12, 2013

Keep ‘em coming, Twitter! Suzi can’t do it without you!

Update:

Parker has yet to respond publicly on Twitter, but rest assured, she’s reading your tweets!

And… @suziparker is reading her tweets. I know this because she just blocked me.

— RB (@RBPundit) February 12, 2013

Aww, the Paragon of Journalism blocked me too. Sads.

— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) February 12, 2013

For you, Suzi. We trended a hashtag just for you.

Hi @suziparker. It’s just us non-journos & friends of Palin. We trended #suziparkerscoops for you. You’re welcome! twitter.com/michellemalkin…

— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) February 12, 2013

Related:

Sarah Palin joining Al-Jazeera? Obnoxious ‘real journalist’ at WaPo falls for obvious satire

Tweet of the day from WaPo: ‘Sarah Palin has not signed on with Al Jazeera America’

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/02/12/hilarious-wapo-journalists-palin-bashing-self-parody-inspires-suziparkerscoops/

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